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Nov
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17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat - The Oatmeal -
“Kitties are not impressed by cupcakes”
Fri
Nov
6
So, you’re standing at the bar, right? Smashed out of your mind, right? Oh, you don’t drink? Well, then you’re pretending to be smashed out of your mind. All of a sudden, your iPhone rings. You take it out of your pocket and answer it.
A minute later, you’re yelling into the phone, screaming curses over the airwaves, and then, much to the shock and horror of all those now watching the spectacle you have made of yourself, you slam your iPhone down onto the floor, breaking it into bits.
You hear gasps from people around you. They’ve all heard how much iPhones cost.
You shrug. “I’ll get a new one.” The next day, you show up with another iPhone and repeat the whole scene. And again. The entire bar is aghast. And afraid. (read on)
You suddenly have a reputation. Members of the opposite sex attach themselves to your hip. You’re suddenly the most popular person at the bar. But that reputation has it’s downside too - people start hiding their phones from you. If you ask to borrow someone else’s phone to make a call, they guide you gently to the pay phone and offer you some change.
Your secret? You have easy access to an iPhone Dummy! For $20, you’ve just set your reputation for life.
